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Sunday, 25 December 2011

12 Days of a LitPig Christmas: 1

On the 1st day of Christmas my LitPig brought to me ...

A BOX SET OF ROALD DAHL BOOKS


Each day I want to share the writing of an author that I read for the first time in 2011.   These are my personal choices - you may know many of them, but perhaps one or two will be new to you ... So why not try a new author in 2012.  
January 2011:
EMMA DONOGHUE - Room
'Room' was shortlisted for the 2010 Man Booker prize.  This is a Marmite book - you either LOVE it or HATE it.  I devoured this in four days, totally drawn into Jack's world and completely loved it.  The entire story is told by Jack, five years old, who is held captive along with his young mother.  He's never been outside the room he was born in.  The plotline closely resembles a rather famous true story from the US but becomes cleverly takes the reader far beyond a mere abduction tale and zooms in to focus on the psychological impact to Jack and his mother upon their release. 
The writing is fluid and pacey.  At times you do question the narrative voice - as Jack is an incredibly articulate five year old, but the story telling keeps you reading.  I did find the ending comes up very quick and this was a book I was sad to finish.


Future reading ... novels by Emma Donoghue:

  • Stir Fry (1994)
  • Hood  (1995)
  • Slammerkin (2000)
  • Life Mask (2004)
  • Landing (2007)
  • The Sealed Letter (2008)
  • Room (2010)
Short Story anthologies:
Kissing the Witch (1997)
The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits (2002) - Have to read this just for the title alone!
Touchy Subjects (2006)

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Where does the time go?

The indoor writer shares the scariest moment of her life:

Frozen in terror hubby and I stared at the alien creature we'd brought home.  On the opposite sofa we'd propped the car seat still containing our son.  He was sleeping.  The bundle was barely recognisable as a baby, outside it was snowing and we'd wrapped him up so well he looked like a miniature Michelin man with a tea cosy for a head.  While he slept all was normal, but when he woke what then?  As virgin parents we clung to each other and hoped that instinct would soon kick-in.  My hubby gripped my hand and whispered: "So what happens now?"

Sixteen years later, today my son is celebrating his birthday.  Later the house will abound with teenagers -  they're having a Skyrim challenge followed by takeout curry.

So where does the time go?  Still not sure we've figured out parenting, but so far it's been (mostly) fun and I'm proud to have such a loving, kind-hearted and generous son.


...Hmm ... so does this mean birthday cake ... do hope it's chocolate!

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

The Woman in Black ghostly competition

The indoor writer always likes a challenge so has just submitted her video entry for the Woman in Black (new film coming out in January starring Daniel Radcliffe) ghost story competition.  The brief was to produce a video of a 2minute ghost story and upload to YouTube.  So here's a link to her entry:
Blue Screen
Written and read by Tracy Fells
Audio and visuals prepared by Robin Fells (the tame teenager)

She tells me that clear diction is important when reading a story, but she sounds soooo terribly English ...
And yes she cheated and ducked out of being filmed reading the story, WIMP!

Monday, 19 December 2011

Stocking fillers for the writer in your family

If you don't fancy a LitPig in your stocking this Xmas then here's my top 7 stocking fillers for the writer in your family ...

1. MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS
If your writer enters competitions or is seeking income from their writing then a subscription to one of the major magazines could be a big hit.  Most of these offer their own regular competitions, plus competition listings and other sources to place your writing.  They usually contain informative features i.e. 'How to' topics, plus author profiles and interviews.  Most are welcome to pitches too for articles/features on writing topics.

Click on the links below for more details on how to subscribe to the following:
Writing Magazine: a monthly magazine available from newsagents or you can take up annual subscription at £44.00 or £9.99 for a quarterly direct debit.  Ideal for writers of both fiction and non-fiction, good section and regular competitions for poets too.

Writers' Forum: a monthly magazine available from newsagents or you can take up annual subscription at £36.00.  Again ideal for writers of both fiction and non-fiction.

Mslexia: Promoted as 'the magazine for women that write' - which gives you a big clue to its target audience!  Produced quarterly and only available by post - four issues for £20.76.  Runs its own competitions (for women only), has features on writing topics and features author interviews.  Lots of regular slots for submissions too.

2. DIARY
A diary which can be dedicated solely to writing projects is an ideal present.  Many writers seem to be obsessive list makers so giving them a place to note their goals, targets and reminders could bring you lots of brownie points.  Mslexia is the only diary I've found designed especially for writers (though again this is targeted at women).  It can be purchased online at £12.99 (including p&p within UK).  Mslexia also offer some good combinations on diary + magazine subscriptions, click here for details.  I like this diary design where each week has a blank page, for your to-do-list, with the week to view opposite.  It also lists competitions, festivals and outlets for writing, submission tracking, plus other useful facts.  It also neatly fits into any bag.

3. BOOKS ... Eat, Shoots & Leaves
Okay, obvious really huh, as what writer doesn't read books.  But if you're not certain of their favourite genre then why not give a book about writing ... or even better a book devoted to punctuation.  My all-time favourite is 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves' by Lynne Truss (Profile books).  Lynne professes to having a 'zero tolerance approach to punctuation' (don't you love her already).  This is one of the easiest, and oddly the funniest, guides to punctuation I've ever read.  It's a fun read even if you're not a writer simply because of Lynne's honest and readable style.

If possible do try and support any local bookseller - as they are fast becoming an endangered species.

If your writer already has a copy then why not buy them a desk-top calendar (365 days of top punctuation tips!), available online or from Calendar shops.

4. DICTAPHONE
Your writer probably already has a notebook (stuffed into a pocket or bag), which they carry everywhere to capture that block-buster idea or overhead conversation.  But when you're on the move (the indoor writer gets her best ideas out walking/running) then it's not always possible to whip out the notebook ... so a dictaphone can be a handy asset to the writer's toolbox.  Digital dictaphones (battery operated) are easy to use and small enough to carry anywhere.


5. INTERNET RADIO (PORTABLE)
Not a present you'd immediately think of for a writer, but music and topical programmes (we're addicted to R4) can be wonderful right brain stimulants fueling ideas and plotlines.  A portable internet radio is ideal for the writer who moves around the house to write and think. We have a PURE radio (see photo on right), which is rechargeable and has internet access.  You can set up a favourites list and it has a wide selection of stations.  We loved the selection of SOUNDS, which can help to set the appropriate mood for your writing.  You can select a soundtrack from a long list such as birdsong, waterfalls, jungle, seaside, farmyard and my particular favourite the pig farm (very soothing).


6. PEN (A Really Nice One!)
The value of a good pen can never be underestimated.  Having a pen that writes easily and feels good in the hand can brighten a writers day (sad bunch aren't they?).  I particularly love my Parker gel (gel cartridges are easily replaced and come in blue/black/red).  Your writer may prefer an ink pen.  There are many outlets of course, but if you can do try support any local specialist shops selling paper, notebooks and pens.

7. A MINI HOTTIE
No not a miniature Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, but mini hot water bottles.  If your writer is homebased during the day they're probably trying to keep warm in winter without blowing the fuel budget.  Thermal leggings, fluffy boots and fingerless gloves are abundant in our household and don't forget the immortal appeal of the HOT WATER BOTTLE.  Mini bottles, that fit snugly in the lap or on cold toes, are sold from all the major department stores, markets and online.  These come in some really pretty covers.  I have a fabulous spotty one (photo above) and spend many wintry hours resting my trotters on this.


Have yourselves a Very LitPig Christmas ...
And stay blogged in for the 12 days of LitPig Christmas, starting ... well on the first day of Christmas (25th December).  I'll be sharing 12 writers and their work, all of whom were new discoveries to me in 2011 - you may know all of them, but 1 or 2 may be new names for you to explore.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Snowball the Goldfinch

The indoor writer has begged me to put up this photo, taken on the bird feeders yesterday.  This is a new visitor to the garden: Snowball the Goldfinch (No, I didn't come up with the name!). Not an albino Goldfinch as it has other pigments and black eyes, so this is known as a leucitic Goldfinch.  One definition of leucism can be found here, but basically it's a reduction in pigmentation.  He's only just started visiting so we think he was blown in this week with the strong winds.  He's rather cute ... for a bird ...

Monday, 12 December 2011

Have a go, you never know ...

My writing motto is always 'have a go'.  Even with the giant competitions like Bridport, Manchester and Fish (to name a few) if you have a suitable short story that meets the entry rules then why not have a go and submit it.  You can't win a competition if you don't enter - that's Litpig logic for you.  The same approach applies to other areas of writing, where any opportunity to become involved in a literary process could be embraced.  You never know where it may lead...

Over 6 months ago the indoor writer emailed Mslexia magazine (a quarterly publication primarily aimed at women writers, click here for more details) offering to join their Focus Group.  Didn't hear anything and assumed she hadn't been included.  Then last week was contacted and asked to participate in providing feedback for the new magazine layout - now has 2 copies to closely review and compare (old and new format).  OK - some work involved here without any income, but in the literary universe surely it all adds up (though I wonder who's counting).

Another opportunity to get involved is book reviews.  Sally Jenkins highlighted on a recent blog the Waterstones book review scheme.  If you have a Waterstones store loyalty card then you can sign up to receive and review books before publication.  You may not get picked but if lucky you get a free book (and who would turn that down) and your review published on the Waterstones website.  The indoor writer signed up for various new books, selecting several that fell into her normal reading list and also a couple that were outside her usual genres (good to challenge yourself).  A parcel arrived last week with the first book on the list - Daylight Saving by Edward Hogan (to be published Feb 2012) - showing that if you put your name in the hat there's a chance of being picked.  So now we have some reading to do and a book review to write, but any opportunity to write is an opportunity to be taken ...

Keep writing ...

Monday, 5 December 2011

Beat the end of year budget - FREE entry competitions

As we sprint towards the end of 2011 you maybe diverting funds to other luxury items (brandy butter, mince pies and choccie logs) and have little left in the budget to pay for short story competition entry fees.  So here's my pre-Christmas LitPig helping trotter - a few last minute competitions with FREE entry.

In closing date order:
Spinetinglers Christmas Ghost Story:
We all love a ghost story at Christmas (think of the most famous ghost story of them all ... A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens) so why not pen a spooky tale.  Click here for full details.

  • Story must have Christmas as a central theme and a ghostly or supernatural theme.
  • Max words = 5,000
  • Submit through site or email entry to lauren@spinetinglers.co.uk
  • Closing date MIDNIGHT 16 December 2011
  • Prizes are Winner - £100 + publication in anthology, 2nd - £50, 3/4/5 - £25
Woman in Black Ghost Story:
January 2012 sees the world premiere of the new film version of Susan Hill's fabulously spooky ghost story 'The Woman in Black'.  To celebrate the release a ghost story writing competition is open for free entry, but with a slight twist ...
Click here to hear more details from Daniel Radcliffe (starring in the new film)

  • You have to record your ghost story and upload onto YouTube.  Story must be no more than 2 mins in length.  (So not only do you have to write a spooky tale you also have to perform it! Not for the feint hearted this one.)
  • Closing date 20 December 2011
  • Winning story will be recorded by Daniel Radcliffe and available on the Woman in Black DVD.  Winning author also gets to attend film's world premiere in London in January 2012.
Five Stop Story Competition:
This site publishes short stories which can be read in five stops on the London underground.  Stories are published on the website and on their mobile app for iPhone and iPad.
Click here for full details of competition

  • December theme is 'dreams'.
  • Submit publishable and proof-readable stories 1,000-3,000 words in length
  • Stories can be fictional or based on true-events with a clear plot, not blog style stories
  • Winners, runner-ups and honorary mentions are published each month on the website and available on the mobile application for download.  
  • Closing date is 31 December 2011
  • Copyright remains with the writer
Quick Plug: The indoor writer has a story published under September: TEN GOOD REASONS and a further story will be published shortly under October: HURRICANE HARRY'S HEIR

And here's one to note for the New Year in that brand new Writer's Diary you're going to find in your Xmas stocking ...

Reader's Digest 100 Word Story Competition:


The Reader's Digest are running again their popular 100 word story competition, which has a tempting winning prize of £1000 (adult category).  Click here for full details.  For inspiration read on the website the excellent 100 word sagas penned by some very well known authors.

  • Submit a 100 word (exactly 100 words) story via email to theeditor@readersdigest.co.uk
  • Story must be unpublished and your own original work
  • Winner (adult category) receives £1000 and 2 runner-ups win £100 each
  • 3 categories: Adult, Schools: <12 years, 12-18 years
  • Stories will be published on magazine website
  • Closing date 31 January 2012
  • World copyright of story becomes property of Vivat Direct Ltd (Reader's Digest) 
If you want to check out the previous winners then click here.